"tu puta madre" means "you’re wonderful and gorgeous" in spanish and i think thats absolutely beautiful
I lost it “I hope it was worth it”
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry: We, ever your servants, will continue to defend your liberty and repel the forces that seek to take it from you! Your Ministry remains, strong.”
i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under